Idiot O' The Week - The General Public

This is a sort of quickie, kids. I'm knee deep in clipping layers at the moment and I haven't really had the time to post a full blog for the last few weeks now.

This article was something a friend linked me to just now and it tickled me so much I had to share.

Santa 'ho ho ho' ban bemuses world
Thursday Nov 15 12:00 AEDT

By Phil Han and Shaun Davies
ninemsn

People around the world are bewildered that Australian Santas have been told not to say "ho ho ho".

News of an Aussie recruitment firm replacing "ho ho ho" with "ha ha ha" has travelled fast, with people in New Zealand, the UK and the US amazed at the "extreme" political correctness.


Santa Ernest, the president of charitable organisation Santa America, said he was puzzled and surprised that such a move would come from Australia.

"It's amazing to me that it would come from the wonderful land of Australia," said Santa Ernest, who visits children in hospitals year-round.

"Whether you say 'ha ha ha' or 'ho ho ho' doesn't really matter, as long as you bring (children) love, hope and joy."

Trainees from Westaff, which supplies hundreds of men in red suits to Australian shopping centres, were told the traditional phrase could scare children and be taken as derogatory to women.

"We ask our Santas to try techniques such as lowering their tone of voice and using 'ha ha ha' to encourage the children to come forward and meet Santa," Westaff's national Santa co-ordinator Sari Hegarty told the Daily Telegraph.

The revelations sparked a storm of blog postings, with many international writers bewildered at the campaign against Santa's "ho".

"Who else wants to destroy traditions and re-write history? Santa has always said 'ho, ho, ho'," wrote one blogger at New Zealand-based friedbrains.com.

"How can banning 'ho, ho, ho' possibly better our world — why would anyone even begin to think it would in the first place?"

Macquarie University linguistics professor Pam Peters said the idea of changing the phrase was ridiculous and inappropriate.

"How can it be scary for children if it's been there as long as anyone can remember?" Professor Peters said.

"It's the time-honoured thing that Santa says and if they change it, it's as if he's speaking another dialect."

Two Santa trainees have quit over the politically correct new greeting, the Daily Telegraph reports.

Santas at department stores David Jones, Myers and the Westfield shopping centre chain will still use the customary greeting as part of their customers Christmas experience.

"Senior management (at Westaff) have assured us that Santas provided to David Jones have not been censored in any way," a David Jones spokeswoman told the Telegraph.

Some ninemsn readers though agreed with Westaff's decision.

"Finally I can walk the streets without being harassed by morbidly obese men in red," CK from Sydney said.

----------------------------------------------------------------


Oh yes kids! Stop the presses! Run to the bunker! Loot the convenience store! Because the day Santa is forced to say "Ha ha ha" instead of a forced "ho ho ho" is the day the world changed forever. Forget 9/11, JFK's assassination, The stock market crash, V-Day, the fall of the Berlin wall -- they all pale in significance to this black day.

Okay, so maybe it is a very silly thing to do in the first place. Santa's laugh, while it might sound a little forced, maybe a little old fashioned, could only be percieved as a derogatory term by someone with a criminally perverted mind. Those who were raised in the western world recognise his jovial laugh instantly and aren't about to start calling the PC cops every time we hear it.

On the other hand, those who haven't been raised in the western world, those who didn't have crappy christmas specials shoved down our throats every november and december probably won't recognise it so easily. Australia is an incredibly diverse country and december is quite a popular month for tourists here. But this shouldn't be cause for banning the laugh so much as a great reason to rub out christmas and religious displays from public altogether.

Yeah I said it. Kill Santa. Get rid of the fat cunt. String the fucker up and let the ADHD kids go to town on him like a piñata.

Seriously, I am actually quite lenient when it comes to christmas (or pagan Yule as t'was once the season to be jolly and don our gay apparel...) It's been very secularized. Even Santa Claus - aka Saint Nicholaus the most celebrated saint in all of history, (except maybe St. Patrick,) - the icon of christmas, has become less of a Saintly, jolly fat man and more of a capitalist archtype that sometimes has wacky and or zany Disney adventures on the big screen and regularly makes small screen appearances to advertise everything from coke to mosquito repellent...

The star idiots here though are not the ones who tried to make concessions for those from different cultures, but the alarmists declaring that a small employment agency killed Christmas.

Take a look at some of these comments:

"Any shop that does not allow Santa to say Ho Ho Ho will not be getting any of my business."

--Oh noes! Whatever will westfield do?!

"I'd be more insulted visiting Santa and have him chuckle "ha ha ha" at me instead of "Ho ho ho". Christmas is a tradition, what gives "Australian Recruitment Firms" the right to try and change history? It's ridiculous and they could be spending their time a lot better."

Sorry, I must have skipped the lesson on pre-industrial arctic toy manufacturing.

"I am bloody sick to death with our way of life being chisled away. How come when we go to others countries we have to abide by their way of life but when it comes to our way of life they are allowed to walk all over us........ It is time to stand up for the Australian way of life..."

-- What? Beer, Cricket and meat pies?

During the peak of summer, we dress up elderly men, stick them in malls in red polyester fur suits, and make kids sit on their lap. Everywhere else in Australia people are heading down to the beach or disrobing and cavorting in the sun and water or sitting underneath a nice shady tree because of the heat. Last year, even one of "santa's reindeer" went for a dip in the spit. And yet these idiots are clinging onto a tangent to try to preserve the illusion that we're actually Germany, England, Switzerland or some place white and Christian. (They're not doing much to preserve the illusion that Australia is actually a highly literate society either.) Heaven forbid we'd actually be proud of being a multicultural society and even exploit it at a time like the summer tourist season.

So this is why I nominate the General Public of Australia (and apparently the panicking billions all over the globe,) as Idiot O' the Week.

Celebrity Lesbian Threesome Fantasy Part II: Candle in the Wind

So from part I, I'm sure you're aware that I've been fantasising about the former Princess Diana and Saint Teresa. Sure, over time their bodies have probably pretty much decayed to leave only skeletal remains. But we're talking fantasies here. Sometimes I imagine myself back in time - September 6th, 1997 to be exact.

A freshly dead, unembalmed Teresa beside me as a loyalist plays bagpipes somewhere nearby and Diana's relatively intact body lies before me. The air around us smells sickly sweet, like flowers and meat, and she is dressed in a fabulous long sleeved, black velvet evening gown. Autopsy marks across her solar plexus still visible due to a cunningly low cut neck line.

I open her palm gently. The rosary beads in her hand spill onto her lap and I pick them up with my teeth while simultaneously lifting up the divine velvet. Slowly and carefully I lean over Teresa and kiss her gently, sweetly. I'm not so naive as to think this is the first time she's been kissed by a woman, but there is a certain air about deflowering her cadaver at least. My tongue probes her damp open mouth and the rosaries slip between our lips and into her mouth, dangling out the corner.

Her lips long for my touch. I withdraw to kneel by her side. I straddle her hand and guide it up to my sweet spot. I rock my hips back and forth, enjoying the full stiffness of rigor mortis in her fingers for only a moment before plucking the Rosaries from her mouth and rolling her over onto her stomach.

Now I turn to Di, picking up an 18 inch, double ended dildo. This part of the fantasy is my favorite since from here there are so many possibilities!

I could have Di on top of Teresa, the dildo in Teresa's virginal yet saggy pussy as I strap on another and ride Di's ass home. A little hard and fast for my liking...but satisfying none the less.

I could insert the dildo into Diana's pussy. Naturally, she'd be a little slippery, due to the enzymes being broken down and leaving a mere film skin over a layer of a sort of jellyish liquid. Then lower myself onto the other end. Di's cunt, obliterated by the dildo, begins to seep. I remove the dildo from my pussy, turn around and position it so it's just at the edge of my asshole. Again, I lower myself onto it and brace myself by holding onto Teresa's ass.

This is almost too much for me to bare. I swiftly throw Teresa's dress up to reveal a naked shining wrinkled ass. Here I strap on a dildo and plunge into her tight pink anus. I ravage her; the rigor mortis allows me to be incredibly rough. And yet the evidence on the dildo would suggest she needed a more tender touch. Blood and what appears to be the contents of her bowels streak the jelly and when I finally pull out of her a glop of it falls between her stiffened legs. Remembering the rosaries in my mouth as I gasp for air I spit them onto her ass and push them in with my tongue, cumming furiously as I do.

As an afterthought, I remove the rosaries and place them back with Di, their rightful owner, in her mouth.

I am spent. I rest for the night lying between these seeping godesses, enveloped in the fresh damp English air, staring up at the stars as Elton John sings Candle in the Wind softly in the distance.


Many thanks once again to Punxie and Rev. Qelqoth for inspiring this piece!

Celebrity Lesbian Threesome Fantasy

I have a confession to make: for just under ten years now I've had a crush on two celebrity females. I know, everything about celebrities makes my skin crawl and often I find myself shuddering and wretching over a pool of vomit if I happen to catch a snipett of E! or entertainment tonight. But these two ladies I've just found simply delectable.

I'm talking of course about Princess Diana and Mother Teresa.

Yeah, I know they're both dead. This only serves to deepen my desires.

So many nights I've spent dreaming of disrobing and swimming out to Diana's Grave. Or making the pilgramage to visit the dear saint's humble final resting place, the mausoleum in Calcutta, then removing the stone on her grave to discover a well preserved corpse in a habit.

But together in death, as in life, these sirens lured my heart to seek satisfaction in their shores.

How I have agonized over fantasies of caressing Diana's elegantly elongated, maggot bleached legs as Teresa's dry yet, tender hand gently blesses my breasts. Such enchanting tooth filled smiles...such hungry eye sockets...

Some people say that there is only so much you can do with two dead femmes. But I think you're only limited by your imagination. Picture this: the femur of the former heir to the throne thrusting at the threshold of ecstacy as your very own beatified buttplug, Teresa's smiling skull, nestles at your unholy hole. Or perhaps you'd prefer the grate of her dried out teeth against your clit (what few she had anyhow...) whilest riding Di's bones into the ground.

Talk about Mind blowing!


Part II tomorrow!

Many thanks to
Punxie and Rev. Qelqoth for inspiring this piece!

The Simpsons Movie

Warning: Contains minor spoilers and penis jokes.






I grew up with the Simpsons. I don't think they were airing the Tracy Ulman show when the Simpsons debuted or at least, if it was on it was on much later than I was allowed to stay up. But I have been an avid viewer ever since it first aired here.

Some might even call me a Simpsons geek. I am definitely pickled tink by some of the characters. My second published piece was in a Simpsons fanzine: a pic of Homer with a mowhawk and leather jacket - lost boys style. I think he even had a pierced nose. One of the first cassettes I owned was the simpsons sing the blues (the first was glove slap...I mean love shack.) I even used to record every single episode on video. I think I got through about 6 seasons until I finally realized they weren't going to stop playing repeats and that recording it would probably be redundant in a year or two with DVD increasing in popularity - still waiting on season 6 to be released though some seven or eight years since it aired for the first time. They've really gotta get their act together with that.

But I've tried to steer clear of the typical fan boyish attitude.


"Oh how the mighty have fallen. Please excuse me, I'm off to find an insult more worthy of my sarcasm."


I have my private giggle fits every saturday morning then keep my opinions on the show to myself and off fan forums. I've been aware that among the "fans" of the show there is growing resent that since season 10 they've been slipping.


"Correction: Season ten is when they jumped the shark."



Geez, will you shut up already? As my simpson antagonist you're starting to make me sound like a pathetic nerd with nothing better to do than pick faults in kid's shows.


"Cursed wench! Bah, have your blog foul temptress. Soon your world will crumble beneath you and you will be powerless against my will. mmmhmhmh...hehehe...BWAHAHAHA!"



Oh for the love of Bob, go eat a cookie so I can get on with this thing already.



"Gasp! She knows my weakness! To the Comic book store guy mobile..."



You mean your Ford Cortina?



"Sigh, yes, if anyone wants me I'll be in the comic book store guy mobile with my sweet crumbed masters."



Ahem...

Personally I think the simpsons gets better with every episode. The show constantly amazes me with what they get away with. They've always been pushing the boundaries of censorship and keeping their audience on their toes and I think that is part of what has made them so popular. People identify with the characters and all of the things they say and do that lesser shows don't have the balls to touch - the blasphemy in particular is my favorite aspect. Ned Flanders and the very human Rev. Lovejoy crack me up without fail.

I don't think the movie quite recaptured that. Sure we have scenes where Ned, Rod and Todd Flanders thank the lord for a bountiful penis, Homer flips the bird, Otto pulls a cone and my favorite: Homer and the family enter church late and Homer dismisses the christians inside as "pious morons too busy talking to their phoney baloney god." But nothing any more risky than what you'd get in teen romantic comedy. Perhaps because it was written by the same people that were writers on the series pre-season 10 and they've since moved onto more dangerous talk? Yeah, that was a question more than a respons. I don't know. Again, I hate resorting to fanboyish judgements on an institution that made TV worth watching for me.

But that really was the only thing that disappointed me about this movie.

If I could fault anything else about this movie it would be that I was laughing too much. These are characters that have been with us for about 15 years. It's hard not to laugh when Ralph decides he likes men. Or when Cletus tries to sympathise with the head of the EPA by admitting that he was once beaten at tick tack toe by a chicken. Or when Dr. Nick's last words are "Bye everybody." No doubt fans will be pleased with the in-jokes, like when Homer and Bart revisit Springfield Gorge, and the marvelous trip Homer takes with "boob lady."

The animators really sparkled here too. It might just be 2D but even still the colours, textures, details and motion are what gives this movie a little extra special touch.

And as always the voice tallent is spectacular. It doesn't take much to do a funny voice but expressing the full spectrum of emotions in character is something quite

The plot definitely resembles the structure of an episode of the Simpsons though. But to just leave it at that would be wrong. It's a journey that reminds us exactly why this family has captured our hearts, made us laugh and cry, maybe even taught us a little about humanity along the way.

It also has plenty of boob and dick jokes. And isn't that what life is all about?

I give it four thumbs up. But grown-ups? Definitely take your kids. They'll love it.

_____________________________________________________



I have a pet peeve I wanted to share here as well. I hate commercials. While waiting for this movie to start I sat through something like half an hour of commercials - not just trailers for ratatouli or whatever big budget fantasy wish they were lord of the fuckin potter movies - but commercials for news programs, local bars, a fucking add for a dramatic series on channel fucking seven, shit that we see on television. It's not just the general crappy content of the commercials that pissed me off, they're getting longer. I don't stop what I am doing to arrive at the cinemas at the time stipulated on the ticket to catch five minutes of mobile phone commercials. They're charging us more for tickets and taking more of our time. Imagine how much this adds up to over a life-time. I'm sure I'm not the first to notice this.

But seriously, cinemas: pick up your game or we'll have to start getting all our movies on DVD.

Tammy Faye Bakker is Dead

This just a brief blog today. You could call it a footnote in the Hall of Fools.

I just finished watching this tribute on Larry King to Tammy Faye Bakker-Messner (televangelist, co-founder of PTL and Jim Bakker's Ex-Wife.)

She died of lung cancer today at age 65. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person. Okay, that was probably a little nasty but fuck her. She duped millions of people into giving up their hard earned cash because the lord wanted the bakker mansion to have gold plated toilet seats and air conditioned dog kennels and now she's being immortalized as an achiever in spite of great adversity? That's bullshit and the media knows it.

To her credit though, she appeared to have a soft spot for gay people while other evangelists were preaching hate, though I imagine that had more to do with their disposable income than anything else. She still remains a gay icon. And why not? Her whole being screams drag queen: (unintentional) sarcasm, exaggeration and caricature with a slight hint of irony that she seemed to adapt towards the end.

In spite of the corruption and hypocrisy that surrounded Tammy Faye she seemed to be a fairly nice person. She was just really stupid. Again, not her fault since she'd been brainwashed as a child.

She said on Larry King that she wanted to be remembered for her eyelashes...and her faith in god. Well, her face is definitely burned into my mind as the avatar of televangelism.

"We Lost a Moron." - Bill Hicks

You might like to watch her last interview online at CNN:
http://www.cnn.com/video//video/bestoftv/2007/07/19/lkl.tammy.faye.god.cnn

Kent Hovind - Nazism - Video & Transcription

This is from a larger speech where Kent Hovind argues that because the Nazis classified Jews as Not persons to justify the holocaust, the supreme court also uses Roe vs. Wade to justify abortion. However this part is about how "evolution" is akin to Nazism. Though, I think it is obvious to anyone with a 9th grade level education in biology that Hovind's idea of evolution is very skewed.

I find it hilarious that Creationists argue so vehemently that we absolutely did not evolve from something of lesser form. That there is no way that a single celled organism was the basis for all life on earth. Especially when those same creationists can look at a blastocyst and say that it's human.


Anyhow, those interested can google the theory of recapitulation which was the work of Ernst Haekle who, like Darwin and Nietsche, had his work twisted and sold as lies to the German people during World War II. Law of Recapitulation

This video illustrates perfectly how to be a complete idiot. The transcription is underneath. Hovind's sources are cited in [brackets] I've added notes and actions in [brackets] too.



Kent Hovind:
You know 1936 the german supreme court declared jews were not persons. That was the decision that opened the way for jews to be murdered after all they're not a person so you can't be guilty of murder when you kill one.

I been to Germany three times. I read lots of books on Hitler and the holocaust, just to keep my blood boiling. Hitler did what he did because of his belief in evolution. He thought he was helping out. He thought the Germans were the superior race, they deserved to rule the world. Hitler wanted to make the practice of Germany conform to the theory of evolution.

Hitler offered to send the jews to anybody who would take 'em. [Did] you know Roosavelt refused to let the jews come to America in 1938? They could of been saved, folks. Our President wouldn't let em come.

Hitler's book, Mein Kampf, showed his evolutionary thinking which he had probably since he was a boy. This guy says:

"Evolutionary ideas...lie at the basis of all that is worst in Mein Kampf" [Robert Clark, Darwin Before and After, Robert Clark, 1948 p115]

Hitler said it was "the duty of the strong to trample the weak." [The Evolution Conspiracy p. 65-66] He said "I have the right to exterminate an inferior race that breed like the vermin." [Creation Magazine vol 18, #1, p.9]

Hitler "singled out the idea of biological evolution as the most forceful weapon against traditional religion" [Danial Gasman, Scientific Origins of Modern Socialism: Social Darwinism in Ernst Haeckel and the German Monist League, 197 p, 158]

See, traditional religion like christianity says no body's better because of the colour of their skin. Hitler didn't like that idea. He said "Nature doesn't like the blending of a higher with a lower race."
[Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler p. 286]

He kept talking about "Aryan blood" and "lower peoples." Who's a "lower people," Adolf?

Well I found Hitler's hit list. I read lots of books about Hitler. Hitler thought the blond haired, blue eyed Norwegians were close to pure Aryan, the superior race. Could you follow all that? Blonde hair...[brushes hair back] Blue eyed... [prys eyelids open] Norwegian...[Swedish Chef impersonation? Speaks in tongues?]

He thought the Germans were mostly Aryan, the Mediterraneans were slightly Aryan, the Slavics were half Aryan, half ape. Orientals slightly ape, black Africans mostly ape, Jews close to pure ape. [The Hitler Movement p. 107]

[note - The graphic quote Hovind is using has the ethnicities and racial groups under one column as "Species" and the descriptions under "Blood Mixture"]

Hitler killed the jews because of his belief in evolution. He was trying to speed up the process, to help humanity out, get rid of the inferiors. Hitler also hated black people. Does anybody know where the olympics were held in 1936? Germany, that's right! Does anybody know who won the most gold medals? Jesse Owens, the Black American Athlete. Hitler was so angry he walked out of the stadium and said it's not fair to make my men race against this animal. [no source – Quotes from Jesse Owens]

Hitler said I think "christianity is the most fatal seductive lie that has ever existed."

[Adolph Hitler as quoted in Larry Azar, Twentieth Century in Crisis, 1990 p. 180] [Who the hell is Adolph Hitler? Could it have been one of Nietzsche's pseudonyms?-St. G]
Because Christianity teaches "God hath made of one blood all nations of men to dwell on... the earth." [Acts 17:26]

Now if you think you are superior to someone because of the colour of your skin number 1. you're wrong number 2. you're stupid, number 3. you're not right with god.
And I preach the same message in Georgia, and Alabama and Mississippi.
And I will preach it to the KKK: you're wrong.

I stood in Nuremberg, where the trial was held. Those guys, 50 years ago said, 'we did nothing illegal we were just obeying orders.' Yep and they were found guilty of murder, weren't they?

And just because our supreme court said that that unborn child is not a human not a person...That was the decision, 1973, Roe verses Wade...[cites graphic quote "In 1793 the US Supreme Court declared the word 'person' as used in the 14th amendment, does not include the unborn."] I don't care what the supreme court said, it's a person. It's a human at conception.

Idiot of the Week - Kent Hovind aka Dr. Dino

Everyone knows Kent Hovind is an idiot right?

Not true. A couple weeks ago I got a bulletin from this Idenybriansapient creep. In it was a video.

I know, I know...I just finished talking about how I don't do blogs about videos. But this is really just the inspiration. I've transcribed it and added some notes too (I am really too kind to you people): [click here]
For all normal, dial-up loathing computing persons, you can watch it below:

Now, Hovind loves using quotes out of context. So I'm going to use his quotes out of context.

From this video, we can clearly see that Hovind believes himself superior to all non-christians. He even speaks in tongues to illustrate this point since speaking in tongues is a gift of "th' spirit" n' only true christians have this gift. He could be pretending to speak Norwegian, or it could be just COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT of our beloved Swedish Chef from the muppets. All these things are up to interpretation, jus' like the bible. But I believe that Kent Hovind has expressed some blatantly obvious traits of a christian supremacist.

Hovind is superior to you because he isn't "racist" against Jews. Got that?
-- This can actually be interpreted several ways but since I could not be arsed doing any research, I'm going to interpret it my way. Many Jews don't believe Hebrew/Jew to be a race. Indeed, science tells us that there is only 0.1% difference in the genetic make up of any two people on the face of this earth. That means that although a Japanese man and a Nigerian man might differ in appearances vastly, they posses almost identical genetic makeup. Which is worse, classifying people into different ethnic and racial groups, or seeing all people as the same chemicals but of differing quantities?

Kent Hovind is a Christian Supremacist. Like many other christians, he believes that christians are morally, socially, genetically and mentally superior to non-christians. You think that's a little extreme? Christianity teaches that Jehovah is a jealous god and that Heaven has a limited number places to fill, all of which shall go to virgin, or possibly gay men. [Rev. 14:1-4] [There are numerous examples of sexism and bigotry in the bible. The Skeptics Annotated Bible is a great place to start reading about them.]

Kent Hovind has a wife and kids. He thinks they're inferior too.

Okay, it sounds silly. But you know that's what he's thinking; he's better than you, the people of Alabama, Mississippi and Georgia, the IRS, the Supreme court, the Law...Hell, he even assaulted one of his employees.

Hovind is better than the numerous evolutionary biologists that have firstly dedicated their lives to the pursuit of scientific enquiry...he's better than them because he has a correspondence degree and gawd on his side. He's more qualified to re-define evolution:

When I use the word evolution, I am not referring to the minor variations found in all of the various life forms (microevolution). I am referring to the general theory of evolution which believes these five major events took place without God:
1.Time, space, and matter came into existence by themselves.
2.Planets and stars formed from space dust.
3.Matter created life by itself.
4.Early life-forms learned to reproduce themselves.
5.Major changes occurred between these diverse life forms (i.e., fish changed to amphibians, amphibians changed to reptiles, and reptiles changed to birds or mammals).

From Hovind's $250,000 Offer

You see, this way when he says "No one has ever proven to me the theory of evolution" he isn't lying since his theory involves matter coming from nothing. This can't be proven because it simply cannot happen.

0+0=0.

zero + magic word = 0

Even as ridiculous as it sounds, a magic word is something. (Think trees falling in the woods. Sound is vibration. Vibration is not possible without something to vibrate.) So really it should be:

Zero+magic word=time wasted.

Hey, you can try this one at home, kids. It's good science to test and test again. Maybe if you use a different magic word you'll create the heavens and the earth!

He's better than the people at his seminars because they pay him to teach them how to be fucking idiots...wait, that isn't right. If they were idiots they would not need lessons in it. Hovind teaches these idiots how to JUSTIFY pig ignorance. I am sure that the people who attend these seminars are probably only ignorant due to circumstance, but paying someone like Hovind to learn how to define evolution as evil, how to prevent your children from learning scientific explanations on the origin of life, how to demonize everyone that teaches something different than the biblical version of events is not just proving they're fucking idiots, it's also proof that they're hostile towards anything outside their nice little craters of ignorance.

It's no surprise then that he's been imprisoned to prevent him doing further damage. Even while in prison this snake oil salesman is trying to find ways to get out of ponying up on his fine for being a retardosaur. Hovind is better than the IRS, the supreme court and the law. People like you and me, we pay taxes because we're inferior. Our work is not "of the lord."

But seriously what makes Dr Dino a shining beacon of stupidity? Is it just the way he evangelising of the creation lie? Profiting from the ignorance of others? Discrediting evolution with fast talking, cosy ideas and a shit eating grin that would make Nixon blush? Getting caught for fraud and tax evasion? Each of these exclusively are idiotic but it's the combination that makes Kent Hovind the spectacularly stupid man he is.

This man really is completely clueless. He not only believes what he says, he has no idea what he is doing by profiting from the drooling meat-erectus that laugh and clap at the brightly coloured screens and funny talk then limp out to the lobby and purchase some smooth lookin' picture books or perhaps some refinery for Pa to gaze upon in wonderment during his crapper sabbaticals.

***
I have nothing else to really add, but this is possibly one of the funniest things ever. And it makes for a good after-thought. Enjoy!