A Message From The Almighty

This will probably only make sense to the people from a few little IRC rooms I frequent.

20:36 Started talking with Almighty on Saturday 12/04/2008 20:36:26
Almighty YOU
adolf ?????
20:37 adolf is there something i can help you with?
Almighty amber?
adolf yes?
Almighty FUCK YOU BIATCH
adolf lol
Almighty K?
20:38 adolf now that's not very nice...
Almighty STFU YOU FUCKING BITCH
adolf haha
20:39 adolf you do realize I've no idea who you are, right?
Almighty YOU MISERABLE WHORE
20:40 adolf oh please...compliments will get you nowhere ;)
Almighty I'M THE ALMIGHTY, BITCH
adolf there is no such thing as "almighty"
adolf you don't exist :)
20:41 Almighty THERE IS ONE THING YOU NEED TO KNOW
20:42 Almighty LEARN TO MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSSINESS
adolf I know a lot of things...
Almighty *BUSINESS
Almighty OBVIOUSLY U MISSED THAT ONE
adolf and exactly who's business is it that I am minding that shouldn't be?
20:43 adolf paranoid? :D
Almighty OMG
Almighty U KNOW FULL WELL
Almighty AND IF NOT U'R DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT
Almighty ANYWAYS
Almighty TAKE THIS A WORNING
20:44 adolf nope...sorry...
adolf no idea who you are...
adolf most of the people i know know how to type.
Almighty DON'T SAY NO ONE WORNED YOU, YOU STUPID CUNT
Almighty AUF WIEDERSEHEN
adolf lolz...bye non-entity
20:45 Almighty _|_
Almighty \_||_/
20:50 Almighty _\/_
adolf was there something else i can help you with there?
20:51 Almighty JUST HEED MY WORNING
20:51 Almighty K?
adolf what warning?
20:52 adolf seriously...I have no idea who this is...
adolf lots of people hate me :D
Almighty STOP BULLSHITING
Almighty I GET MAD WHEN PPL BULLSHIT
adolf no...really...
20:53 Almighty RLY
adolf yeah
20:54 Almighty K
adolf oh are you that guy who was hassling the beavers?
Almighty I ALREADY TOLD YOU
Almighty I'M THE ALMIGHTY
20:55 adolf almighty right...
adolf so...wanna cyber then? :D
20:56 Almighty \_/
adolf come on...
Almighty MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS
adolf I bet you got a massive e-penis
20:57 Almighty AND THERE WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE
adolf being "Almighty" and all that
Almighty I FUCKING HATE YOU
adolf excellent
20:58 Almighty _|_
adolf so what exactly am i doing that you want me to stop doing?
adolf I mean, if you're that finis guy...I killed you what two weeks ago and you're still pissed? lol
20:59 Almighty BULLSHIET
adolf hmm?
21:00 adolf you don't wanna cyber? :(
Almighty ACTUALLY
Almighty I WANNA KILL YOU
adolf Ooooh yes!
adolf that's what I'm talkin about...
Almighty RIP OFF YOUR LUNGS THROUGH YOUR BACK
adolf I LOVE death threats <3
21:01 adolf tell me you wanna eat my liver <333
Almighty YOU NEED TO DIE ON SITE
21:02 adolf mmmm you're making me sooo hot
Almighty No such nick/channel
21:04 Almighty WHAT WAS THIS SHIT?
Almighty I GOT DISCONNECTED
Almighty YOU
Almighty YOU..........
adolf ???
21:05 Almighty YOUUUUUU
Almighty HMM I'D TELL IM GONNA KILL YOU BUT I THINK I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT
adolf whore? cunt? slut? bitch?
Almighty I THINK I ALREADY SAID THOSE TOO
adolf :D
adolf want me to CAP what you missed? ;)
21:06 adolf 21:02 adolf mmmm you're making me sooo hot
Almighty GOOOD, NEXT STEP IS TO MAKE YOU DEAD
21:07 Almighty ANYWAYS
adolf aww don't go...
Almighty BRB
Almighty BRB 5 MINUTES
21:08 adolf hurry back sweety I'll be waiting
Almighty I'M NOT LEAVING YOU SO EASY
21:12 Almighty I OWN YOU
adolf sure you do...
21:13 adolf still got no idea who you are incidentally
21:14 adolf lots of people hate me :D
adolf Don't worry though you'll always have a special place in my heart <3
21:16 Almighty I OWN YOU
adolf poor baby...disconnected again?
Almighty I FUCKING OWN YOU
21:17 Almighty I SAID BRB, BITCH
adolf k lemme know when you're hard sweetheart...we'll get this party started
Almighty OMFG THIS IS GOING NOWHERE
21:18 adolf where exactly were you thinking of going with it?
adolf I mean did you expect me to quake in fear or something?
Almighty COME AMBER LET US REASON TOGETHER
Almighty IT WOULD BE A REGRETABLE WASTE
Almighty IT WOULD BE NOTHING SHORT OF MADNESS
21:19 adolf uh...okay
Almighty WERE YOU, BRAVE WHORE, AND YOU FRIENDS TO PERISH
adolf you first?
Almighty ALL BECAUSE OF A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING
Almighty THERE IS MUCH OUR CULTURES COULD SHARE
21:20 Almighty THERE WILL BE NO GLORY IN YOUR SACRIFICE
Almighty I WILL ERASE EVEN THE MEMORY OF SPARTA FROM THE HISTORIES
21:21 adolf Well, I'm not an unreasonable person...but it would have to be you making the first offer, dear
Almighty I MEAN THE MEMORY OF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
adolf the spartans?
Almighty STOP IT
Almighty I MADE A TYPING MISTAKE
21:22 adolf okay
Almighty I WILL ERASE YOUR MEMORY FROM THE HISTORY
Almighty THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW YOU EXISTED AT ALL
21:23 adolf so i'm supposed to what now?
21:24 Almighty TO APOLOGISE
adolf For what?
21:25 adolf for reporting you to the rogue's gallery?
adolf for calling you names?
adolf for blogging about how you zerg? lol
21:26 adolf these seem pretty trivial to me...
Almighty I THINK YOU'RE A VERY VERY CONFUSED CUNT
adolf again with the sweet talk <3
21:27 Almighty DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?
Almighty I OWN YOU, BITCH
adolf nope..
adolf link me to your wiki page?
adolf profile?
Almighty :|
Almighty SUCK IT UP
21:28 adolf maybe you have your wires crossed...
adolf because if you're not who i think you are...I've really no idea where you're coming from
21:29 Almighty YOU'RE AMBER
adolf I sure am
Almighty AND YOU'RE A BITCH
adolf damn straight
21:30 Almighty AND YOU LIKE TO SUCK COCK
Almighty THAT'S THE PART WHERE YOU SAY "NATURALLY"
adolf of course
21:31 adolf so how big is your penis then, Almighty?
Almighty REAALY BIG
21:32 adolf ooh
Almighty I DONT THINK YOU COULD HANDLE IT
adolf would you stab me and fuck the wound?
Almighty ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIET
Almighty LET US REACH AN AGREEMENT
adolf aww
21:33 adolf agreed. agreements are always auspicious in april
21:34 Almighty ANYWAYS REGARDING THE CYBER PART
21:35 adolf mmm?
21:36 Almighty EITHER PROVIDE PIX OR STFU
adolf lol
adolf wanna see my eboobs? :D
21:37 adolf ( * ) ( * )
21:38 Almighty :|
adolf lol
Almighty YOU BITCH
21:39 Almighty I OWN
adolf oh you tease
21:40 Almighty FUCK YOU!!!!
21:41 adolf so was there something else I could help you with?
adolf A/S/L?
Almighty ACTUALLY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY YES
21:42 adolf ha this cyber seks thing isn't going very well is it?
Almighty JUST SAY YES
21:43 adolf Yes...please fuck me...stab me and fuck the wound and cum on my face :D
Almighty :|
21:44 Almighty DO YOU LIKE IT?
adolf ooh yes!
21:45 Almighty KEEP SAYING SOMETHING
21:46 adolf what do you want me to say honey?
adolf wanna take your massive penis out of that bloody wound and fuck my throat?
21:47 Almighty OF COURSE
adolf you know what would be orgasmic? If you had like four penises...
21:48 adolf so you could stick them in each orifice and have one that I could put between my feet
21:49 Almighty YEAH, THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING
Almighty ANYWAYS
21:50 Almighty I HAVE TO GO NOW
adolf aww cum and go? don't you wanna cuddle?
21:51 Almighty AND I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR LOSERS FRIEND WHO WILL READ THIS LOG
Almighty FUCK YOU ASSSHOLES
Almighty YOU MISERABLE RETARDS
Almighty FUCK YOU SHITHEAD IDIOTS
adolf hugs Almighty tightly and whispers "You're the only one I've ever loved."
Almighty YOU STUPID CUNTS
21:52 adolf what makes you think I'll kiss and tell?
Almighty I OWN ALL MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
adolf I love you Almighty! Think of the baby!
Almighty I OWN ALL MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Almighty SJ
Almighty DIE ON A FIRE BIATCHES
21:53 adolf :( you don't trust me?