A Lesson On the Versatility of Corpses

Ahhh I haven't done this in ages. Of course, my IMs are set to friends only and I rarely go into chat these days but I recently downloaded Trillian and it's so shiny and new that I hadn't even checked out the privacy settings on it. Soooo I've been getting a lot of spam unfortunately but this one I decided to run with.

Enjoy!


[00:31] nader_gerges2001: Hi sweetie do you wanna chat
[00:31] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: about?
[00:31] nader_gerges2001: being friends
[00:31] nader_gerges2001: i'd like to make new friends all over the world
[00:31] nader_gerges2001: and hope you are interested
[00:32] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: pick a topic then
[00:32] nader_gerges2001: ok what about to know each other 1st ?
[00:33] nader_gerges2001: iam Nader 28 old male
[00:34] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: I'm 28 years old female
[00:34] nader_gerges2001: cool and what about ur name or what i can called u
[00:34] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: Sister Mary Fuxalot
[00:35] nader_gerges2001: u can call me Nader its my 1st name means rare
[00:35] nader_gerges2001: nice name and nice to meet u mary
[00:35] nader_gerges2001: hope we can be good friends
[00:36] nader_gerges2001: so what ur doing for living mary ur working or study
[00:36] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: I'm a nun. I ride a motorcycle
[00:36] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: Sometimes I kill zombies
[00:36] nader_gerges2001: cool sound nice
[00:37] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: oh it is
[00:37] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: Tell me, do you enjoy Necrophilia?
[00:38] nader_gerges2001: yea
[00:38] nader_gerges2001: iam so interested about it
[00:39] nader_gerges2001: tell me do u have pic ?
[00:40] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: You know the LORD never forbade the seduction of a corpse
[00:41] nader_gerges2001: yea
[00:41] nader_gerges2001: and iam enjoy it too
[00:42] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: So, what is your favorite position? Mine is Rigor Mortis
[00:42] nader_gerges2001: tell me ur single ?
[00:42] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: Alas, I am married to the LORD
[00:43] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: as a nun, I cannot have sexual relations with men or women
[00:43] nader_gerges2001: aha yea i know
[00:43] nader_gerges2001: ur so poor women to live all ur life alone
[00:43] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: unless they are not of the breathing variety
[00:43] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: oh no not at all
[00:43] nader_gerges2001: but u feel good being alone
[00:44] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: a cold body on a slab is quite comforting
[00:44] nader_gerges2001: ok tell me do u have pic so i can see how u looks like ?
[00:44] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: it's when they start to get warm and decompose that I have problems
[00:45] nader_gerges2001: and what u doing when they get warm while ur all alone and cannot have man or even women
[00:46] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: here's my pic: http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s173/Justine_Smitha/33-215.jpg
[00:46] nader_gerges2001: ok its loading now
[00:46] nader_gerges2001: nice pic
[00:46] nader_gerges2001: with monkey lol
[00:46] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: What I do when I'm alone is turn to the lord
[00:47] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: yes, unfortunately that day he escaped the butcher's knife
[00:47] nader_gerges2001: and do u have any hobbies ?
[00:48] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: Apart from killing zombies and riding my motorcycle?
[00:48] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: and having sex with corpses?
[00:48] nader_gerges2001: ok hope ur enjoy
[00:49] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: I quite enjoy a spot of kamakazi gardening
[00:49] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: the japanese are such innovative people
[00:50] nader_gerges2001: but why u only love to have sex with corpses only
[00:50] nader_gerges2001: why u not have live man
[00:50] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: because the LORD has forbidden it.
[00:50] nader_gerges2001: to enjoy with him better than death
[00:51] nader_gerges2001: mmmmm but it will be better for u feel man excited
[00:51] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: Besides, dead men hold erections longer.
[00:51] nader_gerges2001: i hope i can be dead man now
[00:51] nader_gerges2001: so u can have sex with me
[00:52] nader_gerges2001: u looks nice in this pic
[00:52] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: And I've yet to see you. Unfortunately, I'm blind in one eye so you'll need to show me a picture of your nipples.
[00:53] nader_gerges2001: aha
[00:53] nader_gerges2001: ur lucky i have webcam
[00:53] nader_gerges2001: do u have one ?
[00:54] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: no, I am a poor nun with only my motorcycle, my sixteen shotguns, my morgue and my garden of cactus to tend to. I have not the money for such modern frivolities!
[00:55] nader_gerges2001: this is so bad i wanna see u in real
[00:55] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: poor you, whatever will you do?
[00:55] nader_gerges2001: this is my pic hope u can see my nipplewell
[00:55] nader_gerges2001: i will wait till u can have some money and buy webcam so we can see each other
[00:56] nader_gerges2001: i sent to u my pic accept it if u want see my nipple and me
[00:56] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: I don't understand, you want to transfer the file?
[00:56] nader_gerges2001: yes its my pic
[00:57] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: I am on a different client to you, I cannot accept it, even if I saw it
[00:57] nader_gerges2001: if u want see it so transfare it
[00:57] nader_gerges2001: ok as u like it was my pic
[00:57] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: upload it to www.imageshack.us
[00:57] nader_gerges2001: mmmm
[00:57] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: and post the url in here
[00:57] nader_gerges2001: i have better way to share it with u
[00:57] nader_gerges2001: accept share photo here
[00:57] nader_gerges2001: faster and not transfare
[00:58] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: i am not on yahoo. I cannot accept it.
[00:59] nader_gerges2001: ok do u have other pic i can see
[00:59] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: no, i do not have a camera.
[01:00] nader_gerges2001: ok iam upload my pic
[01:00] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: okay :)
[01:00] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: So you like necrophilia?
[01:00] nader_gerges2001: can i add u to my list
[01:00] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: do you prefer dead males or dead females?
[01:00] nader_gerges2001: yes i do like u
[01:00] nader_gerges2001: females sure
[01:00] nader_gerges2001: lol
[01:01] nader_gerges2001: tell me can u see my display pic now ??
[01:01] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: no
[01:01] nader_gerges2001: ok i cannot upload the pic for u
[01:01] nader_gerges2001: if u add me so u wil able to see my display pic
[01:01] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: do it at www.imageshack.us
[01:01] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: it's easy
[01:02] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: you do not need an account
[01:02] nader_gerges2001: i was doing but once it s page not found
[01:02] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: oh well
[01:02] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: I don't think I'd see you very well with only one eye anyhow.
[01:03] nader_gerges2001: iam sure u will see me well with 1 eye
[01:03] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: you might be sure, but you've not bothered to upload a picture to imageshack
[01:03] nader_gerges2001: iam try to doing it agian now for u
[01:03] nader_gerges2001: and lets hope it will work
[01:04] nader_gerges2001:

[01:05] nader_gerges2001: http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9439/16637181af8.jpg
[01:05] nader_gerges2001: u got it
[01:05] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: Yes!
[01:05] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: Hallelujia! I see it!
[01:05] nader_gerges2001: ok and u saw my nipple
[01:05] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: Praise the LORD!
[01:06] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: I surely did! :)
[01:06] nader_gerges2001: i hope u like my pic
[01:06] nader_gerges2001: this is hoe my body and my nipple looks like
[01:06] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: you sure look like a manly man! I can see why you only like dead females!
[01:07] nader_gerges2001: lol
[01:07] nader_gerges2001: tell me can i see other pic for u
[01:07] nader_gerges2001: i want see how is ur body is looking like
[01:08] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: that is the only picture of me on the internet
[01:08] nader_gerges2001: this is bad news
[01:08] nader_gerges2001: i wish i can see u now
[01:08] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: yes, how will you mastubate now?
[01:08] nader_gerges2001: yes i might doing
[01:08] nader_gerges2001: if i saw ur sexy body
[01:09] nader_gerges2001: do u ever saw cock pop up ?
[01:09] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: of course!
[01:10] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: lots of men die with erections
[01:10] nader_gerges2001: lol mine is pop up now
[01:10] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: and make their way down to my slab
[01:10] nader_gerges2001: u make me so horny now
[01:11] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: That's nice. Tell me how would you make love to a cold dead female?
[01:12] nader_gerges2001: i start with kiss her back so slowly
[01:12] nader_gerges2001: and her neck too
[01:12] nader_gerges2001: and then move my finger all over her body and touch every part
[01:12] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: what if some part of her breaks off?
[01:13] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: do you use super glue?
[01:13] nader_gerges2001: and then put my finger isnide her pussy and play with it
[01:13] nader_gerges2001: yea
[01:13] nader_gerges2001: omg iam so horny now
[01:13] nader_gerges2001: i have to masturbate now
[01:14] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: oh you know what would be great for males?
[01:14] nader_gerges2001: what tell me
[01:15] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: okay...
[01:16] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: you saw off the dead female's skull cap...
[01:16] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: then using your finger first, find the softest part
[01:16] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: then, use your penis to fuck her brain
[01:17] nader_gerges2001: u make me so hooooooooot and iam gonna cum soon
[01:17] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: for guys corpses are so versitile
[01:17] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: you could practically fuck a dead girl full of holes
[01:18] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: bullet wounds=instant extra pussy
[01:18] nader_gerges2001: i want pussy nooooooooooooooow
[01:18] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: decomposing flesh=insta-pussy
[01:19] nader_gerges2001: i want feel my cock inside pussy
[01:19] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: mmmm yeah maggots for sex toys too!
[01:20] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: you ever had a maggot crawl inside your penis?
[01:20] nader_gerges2001: u know i want ur pussy
[01:20] nader_gerges2001: no never
[01:20] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: you should try it
[01:20] biker_nuns_in_zombieville: go find a dumpster...
[01:21] *** nader_gerges2001 has been ignored.