Saturday, 12 April 2008

A Message From The Almighty

This will probably only make sense to the people from a few little IRC rooms I frequent.

20:36 Started talking with Almighty on Saturday 12/04/2008 20:36:26
Almighty YOU
adolf ?????
20:37 adolf is there something i can help you with?
Almighty amber?
adolf yes?
Almighty FUCK YOU BIATCH
adolf lol
Almighty K?
20:38 adolf now that's not very nice...
Almighty STFU YOU FUCKING BITCH
adolf haha
20:39 adolf you do realize I've no idea who you are, right?
Almighty YOU MISERABLE WHORE
20:40 adolf oh please...compliments will get you nowhere ;)
Almighty I'M THE ALMIGHTY, BITCH
adolf there is no such thing as "almighty"
adolf you don't exist :)
20:41 Almighty THERE IS ONE THING YOU NEED TO KNOW
20:42 Almighty LEARN TO MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSSINESS
adolf I know a lot of things...
Almighty *BUSINESS
Almighty OBVIOUSLY U MISSED THAT ONE
adolf and exactly who's business is it that I am minding that shouldn't be?
20:43 adolf paranoid? :D
Almighty OMG
Almighty U KNOW FULL WELL
Almighty AND IF NOT U'R DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT
Almighty ANYWAYS
Almighty TAKE THIS A WORNING
20:44 adolf nope...sorry...
adolf no idea who you are...
adolf most of the people i know know how to type.
Almighty DON'T SAY NO ONE WORNED YOU, YOU STUPID CUNT
Almighty AUF WIEDERSEHEN
adolf lolz...bye non-entity
20:45 Almighty _|_
Almighty \_||_/
20:50 Almighty _\/_
adolf was there something else i can help you with there?
20:51 Almighty JUST HEED MY WORNING
20:51 Almighty K?
adolf what warning?
20:52 adolf seriously...I have no idea who this is...
adolf lots of people hate me :D
Almighty STOP BULLSHITING
Almighty I GET MAD WHEN PPL BULLSHIT
adolf no...really...
20:53 Almighty RLY
adolf yeah
20:54 Almighty K
adolf oh are you that guy who was hassling the beavers?
Almighty I ALREADY TOLD YOU
Almighty I'M THE ALMIGHTY
20:55 adolf almighty right...
adolf so...wanna cyber then? :D
20:56 Almighty \_/
adolf come on...
Almighty MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS
adolf I bet you got a massive e-penis
20:57 Almighty AND THERE WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE
adolf being "Almighty" and all that
Almighty I FUCKING HATE YOU
adolf excellent
20:58 Almighty _|_
adolf so what exactly am i doing that you want me to stop doing?
adolf I mean, if you're that finis guy...I killed you what two weeks ago and you're still pissed? lol
20:59 Almighty BULLSHIET
adolf hmm?
21:00 adolf you don't wanna cyber? :(
Almighty ACTUALLY
Almighty I WANNA KILL YOU
adolf Ooooh yes!
adolf that's what I'm talkin about...
Almighty RIP OFF YOUR LUNGS THROUGH YOUR BACK
adolf I LOVE death threats <3
21:01 adolf tell me you wanna eat my liver <333
Almighty YOU NEED TO DIE ON SITE
21:02 adolf mmmm you're making me sooo hot
Almighty No such nick/channel
21:04 Almighty WHAT WAS THIS SHIT?
Almighty I GOT DISCONNECTED
Almighty YOU
Almighty YOU..........
adolf ???
21:05 Almighty YOUUUUUU
Almighty HMM I'D TELL IM GONNA KILL YOU BUT I THINK I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT
adolf whore? cunt? slut? bitch?
Almighty I THINK I ALREADY SAID THOSE TOO
adolf :D
adolf want me to CAP what you missed? ;)
21:06 adolf 21:02 adolf mmmm you're making me sooo hot
Almighty GOOOD, NEXT STEP IS TO MAKE YOU DEAD
21:07 Almighty ANYWAYS
adolf aww don't go...
Almighty BRB
Almighty BRB 5 MINUTES
21:08 adolf hurry back sweety I'll be waiting
Almighty I'M NOT LEAVING YOU SO EASY
21:12 Almighty I OWN YOU
adolf sure you do...
21:13 adolf still got no idea who you are incidentally
21:14 adolf lots of people hate me :D
adolf Don't worry though you'll always have a special place in my heart <3
21:16 Almighty I OWN YOU
adolf poor baby...disconnected again?
Almighty I FUCKING OWN YOU
21:17 Almighty I SAID BRB, BITCH
adolf k lemme know when you're hard sweetheart...we'll get this party started
Almighty OMFG THIS IS GOING NOWHERE
21:18 adolf where exactly were you thinking of going with it?
adolf I mean did you expect me to quake in fear or something?
Almighty COME AMBER LET US REASON TOGETHER
Almighty IT WOULD BE A REGRETABLE WASTE
Almighty IT WOULD BE NOTHING SHORT OF MADNESS
21:19 adolf uh...okay
Almighty WERE YOU, BRAVE WHORE, AND YOU FRIENDS TO PERISH
adolf you first?
Almighty ALL BECAUSE OF A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING
Almighty THERE IS MUCH OUR CULTURES COULD SHARE
21:20 Almighty THERE WILL BE NO GLORY IN YOUR SACRIFICE
Almighty I WILL ERASE EVEN THE MEMORY OF SPARTA FROM THE HISTORIES
21:21 adolf Well, I'm not an unreasonable person...but it would have to be you making the first offer, dear
Almighty I MEAN THE MEMORY OF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
adolf the spartans?
Almighty STOP IT
Almighty I MADE A TYPING MISTAKE
21:22 adolf okay
Almighty I WILL ERASE YOUR MEMORY FROM THE HISTORY
Almighty THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW YOU EXISTED AT ALL
21:23 adolf so i'm supposed to what now?
21:24 Almighty TO APOLOGISE
adolf For what?
21:25 adolf for reporting you to the rogue's gallery?
adolf for calling you names?
adolf for blogging about how you zerg? lol
21:26 adolf these seem pretty trivial to me...
Almighty I THINK YOU'RE A VERY VERY CONFUSED CUNT
adolf again with the sweet talk <3
21:27 Almighty DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?
Almighty I OWN YOU, BITCH
adolf nope..
adolf link me to your wiki page?
adolf profile?
Almighty :|
Almighty SUCK IT UP
21:28 adolf maybe you have your wires crossed...
adolf because if you're not who i think you are...I've really no idea where you're coming from
21:29 Almighty YOU'RE AMBER
adolf I sure am
Almighty AND YOU'RE A BITCH
adolf damn straight
21:30 Almighty AND YOU LIKE TO SUCK COCK
Almighty THAT'S THE PART WHERE YOU SAY "NATURALLY"
adolf of course
21:31 adolf so how big is your penis then, Almighty?
Almighty REAALY BIG
21:32 adolf ooh
Almighty I DONT THINK YOU COULD HANDLE IT
adolf would you stab me and fuck the wound?
Almighty ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIET
Almighty LET US REACH AN AGREEMENT
adolf aww
21:33 adolf agreed. agreements are always auspicious in april
21:34 Almighty ANYWAYS REGARDING THE CYBER PART
21:35 adolf mmm?
21:36 Almighty EITHER PROVIDE PIX OR STFU
adolf lol
adolf wanna see my eboobs? :D
21:37 adolf ( * ) ( * )
21:38 Almighty :|
adolf lol
Almighty YOU BITCH
21:39 Almighty I OWN
adolf oh you tease
21:40 Almighty FUCK YOU!!!!
21:41 adolf so was there something else I could help you with?
adolf A/S/L?
Almighty ACTUALLY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY YES
21:42 adolf ha this cyber seks thing isn't going very well is it?
Almighty JUST SAY YES
21:43 adolf Yes...please fuck me...stab me and fuck the wound and cum on my face :D
Almighty :|
21:44 Almighty DO YOU LIKE IT?
adolf ooh yes!
21:45 Almighty KEEP SAYING SOMETHING
21:46 adolf what do you want me to say honey?
adolf wanna take your massive penis out of that bloody wound and fuck my throat?
21:47 Almighty OF COURSE
adolf you know what would be orgasmic? If you had like four penises...
21:48 adolf so you could stick them in each orifice and have one that I could put between my feet
21:49 Almighty YEAH, THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING
Almighty ANYWAYS
21:50 Almighty I HAVE TO GO NOW
adolf aww cum and go? don't you wanna cuddle?
21:51 Almighty AND I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR LOSERS FRIEND WHO WILL READ THIS LOG
Almighty FUCK YOU ASSSHOLES
Almighty YOU MISERABLE RETARDS
Almighty FUCK YOU SHITHEAD IDIOTS
adolf hugs Almighty tightly and whispers "You're the only one I've ever loved."
Almighty YOU STUPID CUNTS
21:52 adolf what makes you think I'll kiss and tell?
Almighty I OWN ALL MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
adolf I love you Almighty! Think of the baby!
Almighty I OWN ALL MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Almighty SJ
Almighty DIE ON A FIRE BIATCHES
21:53 adolf :( you don't trust me?

Monday, 10 March 2008

Cum In the Name of the LORD!

mission2nation: HI
lamb_shank_of_god: HI
mission2nation: MISSIONARY HERE WILLING TO HELP?
lamb_shank_of_god: well ok sure..
mission2nation: AMEN
lamb_shank_of_god: lets see if you can help me with my problem
mission2nation: IM FROM INDIA, A BIBLE SCHOOL GRADUATE, WE DO MINISTRY AMONG TRIBAL PEOPLE OF INDIA
lamb_shank_of_god: wow really
mission2nation: WE ARE NOT SUPPORTED BY ANY ORGANIZATIONS. WHEN WE BEGAN PEOPLE SAID YOU CANNOT CARRY ON WITHOUT SUPPORT
mission2nation: BUT WE BEGAN IN THE LORD, AND HE LEAD US HITHER TO
lamb_shank_of_god: thats interesting but can you help me with my problem please?
mission2nation: NOW WE NEED SUPORT AS THE NEEDS OF MISSION INCREASED
lamb_shank_of_god: let me tell you first what it is
mission2nation: WHATS YORU PROB
lamb_shank_of_god: ok lately when i've been praying to God i find that it isnt very affective..
mission2nation: ?
lamb_shank_of_god: you know like i just dont FEEL the holy spirit in me
mission2nation: WHY
mission2nation: COME ON LETS FEEEL
mission2nation: IT AND PRAY TO HIM
mission2nation: DO U HAVE A MIC?
lamb_shank_of_god: no i dont have a mic sorry..
mission2nation: OK
lamb_shank_of_god: still dont feel that spirit
mission2nation: IM SPIRIT FILLED
mission2nation: WHY NOT
lamb_shank_of_god: i prayed as hard as i could mission
mission2nation: SUBMIT EVERYTHING TO LORD
mission2nation: DONT WORRY
mission2nation: GOD WIL GIVE IT IN DUE TIME
lamb_shank_of_god: you know i do find some times..
lamb_shank_of_god: that i feel the holy spirit inside me
mission2nation: DONT WORRY
mission2nation: WHY YOU FEEL SO>
lamb_shank_of_god: i find that when i pray and masturbate its quite affective
mission2nation: HEY ITS NOT RIGHT
mission2nation: HEY WHAT ARE U SAYING
lamb_shank_of_god: when i masturbate i really truely feel the holy spirit
mission2nation: HEY PLEASE
mission2nation: I HATE MASTURBATING
lamb_shank_of_god: no i think its the only way i can find god
mission2nation: OK
lamb_shank_of_god: will you PLEASE pray for me while i masturbate and pray??
lamb_shank_of_god: maybe the lord will listen to you
mission2nation: HEY LEASE
mission2nation: WHATS YOUR NAME
mission2nation: FROM?
lamb_shank_of_god: agnes
mission2nation: FROM?
mission2nation: AGNES
mission2nation: WHAT ARE U SAYING
mission2nation: ARE U FEMALE
lamb_shank_of_god: yes i'm female
lamb_shank_of_god: and i live in australia
mission2nation: HAVE U HAD SEX B4
mission2nation: KINDLY DONT?
lamb_shank_of_god: no i'm not ready for sex yet
mission2nation: IF U CAN KEEP YOUR SELF PURE
mission2nation: I SAHLL ARRANGE A BETTER PATNER FOR YOU
mission2nation: IN INDIA
lamb_shank_of_god: but wont you please pray with me?
mission2nation: I SAHLL
mission2nation: FATHER
lamb_shank_of_god: just i need some answers now while i masturbate and pray
mission2nation: I SUBMIT SISTER AGNES IN TO YOUR HANDS
mission2nation: PLEASE LORD LET US FEEL THAT WE ARE NOT CONTROLED BY OUR PHYSICAL EMOTIIONS
lamb_shank_of_god: oh yes lord into your hands
mission2nation: BUT WITH YOUR SPRIT
mission2nation: LORD PLEASE
mission2nation: TAKE CARE OF AGNES
lamb_shank_of_god: fill me with your spirit lord
mission2nation: KEEP HER HOLY LORD
mission2nation: AMEN
mission2nation: LORD
mission2nation: LET HER KNOW THAT
mission2nation: HER BODY IS THE TEMPLE OF GOD
mission2nation: AND AN HOLY GOD LIVES IN IT
lamb_shank_of_god: show me your temple god
mission2nation: AND WE CANNOT DESTORY GODS TEMPLE
lamb_shank_of_god: OH YES GOD!
mission2nation: FATHER CLEANSE HER BAD THOUGHTS
mission2nation: lord please
mission2nation: cleanse
lamb_shank_of_god: GOD! PLEASE
mission2nation: LORD WE WIL NOT LEAVE YOU UNTILL YOU DO IT FOR US
mission2nation: LORD AMEN
mission2nation: THANK YOU FR GIVING US VICTORY OVER SIN
lamb_shank_of_god: OH GOD HALEILULIA
mission2nation: WE TRUST AND BELIEVE
mission2nation: IN JESUS NAME
lamb_shank_of_god: PRAISE THE LORD!
mission2nation: AMEN
mission2nation: AGNES
mission2nation: AMEN
mission2nation: VICTORY??????????????
lamb_shank_of_god: CLENSE ME JESUS
mission2nation: AMEN
mission2nation: AMENNNNNNNNNNNN
lamb_shank_of_god: AMEN! HALLELULIA!
mission2nation: YOU ARE CLEAN SIN NO MORE
lamb_shank_of_god: PRAISE JESUS
mission2nation: OK
mission2nation: AMEN
lamb_shank_of_god: oh
mission2nation: ARE U HAPPY
lamb_shank_of_god: oh my mission
mission2nation: Y?
mission2nation: HAPPY
lamb_shank_of_god: wow i've never felt the lord inside me like that before
mission2nation: BE HOLY BECAUSE HE IS HOLY
mission2nation: AMEN
mission2nation: AMEN
mission2nation: AMEEEEEEEEEEEN
mission2nation: CLEANSE EVEIL THOGUTHS
mission2nation: PROMISE ME I THE LORD THAT YOU WILL NEVER MASTURBATE
mission2nation: PLEASE
mission2nation: WHAT DO U DO AGNES>
mission2nation: ARE U BUSY??????????
lamb_shank_of_god: i just masturbated now and the holy spirit came inside me
mission2nation: HEY WHAT IS THS
mission2nation: WHAT AGE?
lamb_shank_of_god: i told you its the only way my prayers will be answered
lamb_shank_of_god: i'm 23
mission2nation: EHELO
mission2nation: PLEASE
mission2nation: DONT SAY
lamb_shank_of_god: dont say what?
mission2nation: DONT SAY THAT WORD ALWAYS
lamb_shank_of_god: what word masturbated?
mission2nation: YES PLEASE
lamb_shank_of_god: you dont want me to tell you about how i masturbated?
mission2nation: HEY
lamb_shank_of_god: mission dont you ever masturbate?
lamb_shank_of_god: mission i want you to help me please..but my prayers are only answered when i'm masturbating
lamb_shank_of_god: its god's will
mission2nation: OK
mission2nation: MASTURBATE EVERY DAY
mission2nation: OK
mission2nation: ARE U HAPPY
mission2nation: PLEASSE
lamb_shank_of_god: i am happy now thank you father
lamb_shank_of_god: i will masturbate everyday
mission2nation: CAN I SEE U MASTURBATING
lamb_shank_of_god: and think of you each time one of my prayers are answered
mission2nation: WIL U KIDLY PRAY FOR MINISTRY HERE IN INDIA AGNSES
mission2nation: PLEASE
mission2nation: WE ARE FINNACILAY SUFFERING NOW
lamb_shank_of_god: sure father
lamb_shank_of_god: i will pray for your ministry
mission2nation: WIL U KINDLY SUPPORT US AGNES
mission2nation: LITTLE PLEASE
mission2nation: HELO
BUZZ!!!
lamb_shank_of_god: hi sorry i was overcome by the holy spirit
mission2nation: EY WHAT THIS
mission2nation: WIL UHELP US
lamb_shank_of_god: i will pray for your ministry father
mission2nation: THANK YOU
mission2nation: WIL U SUPPORT US AGNES
mission2nation: WITH 25 $
lamb_shank_of_god: gee i dont have a credit card..
lamb_shank_of_god: do you take money orders?
mission2nation: YES
mission2nation: WILL U SEND US?
lamb_shank_of_god: yes give me the address
mission2nation: MISSION 2 NATION.15.SANTHOSH NAGAR,MANNUTHY P.O. TRICHUR,680651.KERALA, INDIA
mission2nation: GOT IT?
lamb_shank_of_god: yes thank you father
lamb_shank_of_god:
mission2nation: WHAT WIL U SEND US SISTER
mission2nation: ARE U HAPY THAT WE ARE TOGTETHER INPRAYER
mission2nation: OK
lamb_shank_of_god: yes
mission2nation: WILL U HELP US FINNACIALY
mission2nation: HOW MUCH WILL U DO AGNES
mission2nation: A MONTH
mission2nation: CAN U SPONSER A MISSIONARY FAMILY?
mission2nation: OR A CHILD
lamb_shank_of_god: sorry father i am not very well off
mission2nation: 35$FOR CHILDRESN EXEPNCE A MONTH
mission2nation: THEN HOW MUCH AGNES
lamb_shank_of_god: i can send a donation for $25
mission2nation: EVERY MONTH AGNES
lamb_shank_of_god: i cant afford that father
lamb_shank_of_god: i will pray to god that i can someday
mission2nation: OK AGNES
mission2nation: SO MAY I PROMISE ONE CHILD THAT YOU AREHELPIGA CHILD
mission2nation: SHE WILL PRAY FOR YOU
mission2nation: TONIGHT FOR THE HELP
mission2nation: OK
mission2nation: HER NAME IS JONALI. OK?
lamb_shank_of_god: ok father
mission2nation: WIL U SEND IT TODAY?
lamb_shank_of_god: yes its a public holiday today though the banks are closed
mission2nation: TOMMARROW
lamb_shank_of_god: yes father i will send it as soon as i get paid
mission2nation: FIRT THING U DO IS THIS OK?
mission2nation: WHE WIL U GET PAID
mission2nation: ARE U WORKIG ANG
mission2nation: AGN
mission2nation: AS?
lamb_shank_of_god: i am a student
mission2nation: OK
mission2nation: WHAT DO U STUDY
mission2nation: WIL U SNED ME A PHOTO?
mission2nation: SO THAT I CAN TELL HER HAT U R HER SPONSER?
lamb_shank_of_god: yes i will put it in with the money order
mission2nation: THANK YOU SOMUCH
mission2nation: I EXPECT IT
mission2nation: AGNES
mission2nation: TRY NOT TO MASTURBATE
mission2nation: OK GOD BLES YOU
mission2nation: AMEN/
mission2nation: ARE U HAOPPY WITH ME
lamb_shank_of_god: amen
mission2nation: HAPPY?
mission2nation: LOVE YOU AGN
lamb_shank_of_god: yes praise the lord i am saved
mission2nation: IMNOT A FATHER
mission2nation: IM EBENEZEER
mission2nation: A N YOUNG MAN
mission2nation: 28 YEARS
mission2nation: BUT WORKING FOR THE LORDS KINGDOM
mission2nation: AMEN
mission2nation: HAPPY
lamb_shank_of_god: Amen halleilulia
mission2nation: I WISH U ALSO SERVR THE LORD
mission2nation: WITH WLL U CAN
mission2nation: OK
mission2nation: IMMVERY POOR
mission2nation: THAT WHY I SOUHGT YOUR HELP
mission2nation: SORRY
mission2nation: BUT YOU ARE HELING GODS MINISTRY
mission2nation: AND CHILDREN
mission2nation: OK?
lamb_shank_of_god: no brother it is ok i heard the lord with your help
mission2nation: DO IT FOR THE LORD
mission2nation: I AM ALOS WORKING AND USE MONEY FOR THIS MISSION
mission2nation: AMEN
mission2nation: AMEN
lamb_shank_of_god: AMEN brother i hear the word
mission2nation: HOPE WE HAD A LESSED TIME IN THE LORD
mission2nation: IF U CAN AFFORD TO SEND LITTLE MORE
mission2nation: WE WIL BE VERY HAPPY
mission2nation: BUT NOT A COMPULSION IN ANY WAY
mission2nation: SORRY IF I HURT YOU
mission2nation: OK?????????????
mission2nation: PRAISE THE LORD?
lamb_shank_of_god: ok brother
lamb_shank_of_god: praise God
mission2nation: GOD BLESS YOU AGNES
mission2nation: WISH TO SEE U SOON
mission2nation: PRAY THAT I COMETHERE SOON
mission2nation: OK
mission2nation: NOT MARREIDN RIGHT
mission2nation: U?
mission2nation: SO LETS WAIT FOR THE LORD,AND FIND A GOD HUSBAND FOR YOU OK?
lamb_shank_of_god: no Brother i am not married
mission2nation: I WSIH TO COME THERE WHEN WE CAN AFFORD IT
lamb_shank_of_god: ok brother amen
mission2nation: OK SO KINDLY SUPORT US
mission2nation: LOVE YOU AGNES
mission2nation: IN THE LORD
lamb_shank_of_god: i will
mission2nation: HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WE MET?
lamb_shank_of_god: love you with the love of jesus amen brother
mission2nation: WISH TO SEE U
mission2nation: IM VERY HAPPY
mission2nation: PROMISE ME MY AGNES,,,,,,,,,,,,
lamb_shank_of_god: yes brother?
mission2nation: THAT YOU WILL NEVER MASTURBATE...............
mission2nation: AMEN
mission2nation: GBU
mission2nation: AME
mission2nation: AMEN
lamb_shank_of_god: amen brother praise the lord
lamb_shank_of_god: i will only masterbate for jesus
mission2nation: OK
lamb_shank_of_god: i will send you a pic of me masturbating and praying with the money order
mission2nation: OK
lamb_shank_of_god: i have to go to bed now all that masturbating and praying has filled me with the spirit of god...and it has tired me out
mission2nation: OK
mission2nation: CARE
mission2nation: GBU
mission2nation: LOVE YOU
lamb_shank_of_god: love you too brother
mission2nation: DO NOT FORGET OF HELPING US
lamb_shank_of_god: amen
lamb_shank_of_god: i wont forget
mission2nation: LOVE U TOO
mission2nation: OIC TOO
lamb_shank_of_god: goodnight
mission2nation: AMEN
mission2nation: GOD NIGHT
lamb_shank_of_god: amen
lamb_shank_of_god: [hug emote]
mission2nation: [smile emote]